Two things hanging around in the “you gotta be kidding” closet which (surely?) everyone to some degree know for sure.
First, you would need to be an illiterate illegal alien from an illiterate country with an average IQ of around 75 to come up with such a ridiculous cover story as this. Secondly, only a low information demoMarxocrat voter would be expected to believe it.
Consequentially, the 7 million invaders FJBiden let sneak in the country need to get jobs somewhere – you know, those jobs the incompetent White House staff won’t do. RFK jr.after all, stated that all illegals need to do is have the border patrol call one of their friends and if they agree to accept the invader the illegal will be given safe passage to any location they agree upon, and all on the taxpayers dime. Sure looks like the White House number got out. God help us. THAT!
Which inspires the LEAST confidence in the US government: 1) Admitting that the zip-lock bag of cocaine belonged to Presidential son Hunter Biden, a well-known depraved crack addict, living in the White House so his father’s staff could try to keep him away from further naked grifting, reporters, prostitutes, etc. 2) Admitting that the Secret Service lacked the ability to control one dope-head in the White House, or stop bags of controlled substances that look like anthrax from entering the inner sanctum. 3) Admitting that Biden’s White House staff includes so many heavy coke users that pinning down the “who-dun-it” is way beyond the capabilities of federal law enforcement – and 4) Admitting ALL of the above.??
Purposefully left out – admitting that FJB actually uses the cocaine to “brighten up” before public appearances. Without a boost, he might come across to the public as a demented idiot…
Not to worry, what say? – when the White House gets its Final Story of Hunter’s coke bag creating a Crime Scene at 1600 Penn, they’ll no doubt back it up next week with their obligatory Letter signed by 51 Top IC officials certifying that it couldn’t belong to Hunter Biden,…. regardless of him being a coke addict and a current resident of the WH and, like the rest of the Biden family, is exempted from personal searches by the SS when entering or leaving the most secure residence in the world.
Then, Kammy will get the blame, while some “unnamed sources” hint that Nurse Ratched Flotus (Dr. Taco) planted the baggie to get rid of her nemesis, Veep Harris and ruin her chances for ’24. Interesting times, no? THAT!
Sundance, Conservative Treehouse: ‘Fed Top Men: finding source of West Wing cocaine too difficult’ …
According to federal investigators familiar with the matter and talking to Politico, the person who brought cocaine into the White House is likely never to be discovered. It’s just too difficult to track down. There are too many people who walk around the West Wing of the White House willy nilly. That’s their story and the Top Men are sticking to it.
WASHINGTON DC – Law enforcement officials confirmed on Wednesday that cocaine was found at the White House over the weekend. But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.
The small amount of cocaine was found in a cubby area for storing electronics within the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing, where many people have authorized access, including staff or visitors coming in for West Wing tours.
Asked what the chances were of finding the culprit, the official said that “it’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was.”
“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it’s an ongoing investigation. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.” [end]
As more anonymous leaks muddy the waters on where the cocaine was found in the White House, one thing becomes clear: Biden’s handlers are divided on how to handle the scandal that now deserves the moniker “Cocainegate.” It’s panic time at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The most intriguing leak went to NBC News, always willing to broadcast propaganda meant to guard the interests of the ruling class. Host Andrea Mitchell and White House correspondent Kelly O’Donnell casually let drop a shot across the bow of VP Kamala Harris — whose unpopularity is a huge problem for Dems worried about maintaining control of the Executive Branch — implying that the latest version of where the coke was found, in a cubby near an entrance to the West Wing, is also near where the Vice President parks:
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found “in a much more secure place … near the Situation Room” and next to “where, for example, the vice president’s vehicle is parked.” [-]
[+] … The CSI approach to forensic evidence could be dispositive since it is highly unlikely that anyone appearing on video surveillance would have been wearing rubber gloves as the stash was left in a cubby (IF that’s the real story).
One reason why there may be such panic is that prosecution for the possession of small amounts of cocaine or the crack version of it is a particularly sore point for many Blacks angry that a vastly disproportionate number of African Americans have been prosecuted for such offenses.
Combine drugs with a whodunit, and you have a recipe for a tidal wave of media, even when the media wish, for political reasons, that the story would go away and leave the Democrats unsullied. [end]
Full link below….
My guess is that they’ll claim any testing was inconclusive, due to evidence contamination. They’ll blame it on the responding fire department as the lab won’t want to take the blame because it damages their credibility in court and risks their accreditation. The Secret Service won’t want to take the blame because it likewise damages their reputation. Face it – The FBI is so corrupt that they will blame it on fire hazmat personnel. THAT!
Man, you gotta wonder, if it’s President Trump, they put on the facade of being agent 007, when it’s the Biden crime family, its’ inspector Clouseau. In all sincerity, we know if it was actually President Trump, they would have already torn apart the belongings and or residence of whatever son had a visit.
Cocaine collaboration consequence. Sheesh, are there ANY honest people left serving in our federal government – Mmmmm??
And on that note, time for today’s MAGA Pill – President Donald John Trump – MAGA! KAG!