Barack Obama And His 50 Shades

Go Ahead, Make ...

Go Ahead, Make …

Obama, in the way he’s negotiating with Iran, reminds me once again, of Neville Chamberlain and his negotiations with Germany over the Sudetenland. All that’s missing thus far is him getting off the plane, waving his piece of paper (well, actually, it’ll be Kerry’s stupid piece of paper, won’t it..). He’ll sing the agreement’s praises right up until there’s a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv and/or a dirty bomb set off here in the USA, both of which will have been produced with Iranian Nuclear material.

In the meantime he will do whatever he can to circumvent the Constitution and federal law, that specifically gives power to the Senate to ratify treaties. Obama’s “folks” will likely try to call it something like a “Letter of Understanding,” or “Mutually Agreed Understanding”. Congress and the Senate need to strangle Obama and his programs immediately with the power of the purse.

Having worked in DC with our Allies (including Israel) during the Reagan Administration, Mark Levin is right on the mark with his statement that the rogue fraud “president” Obama is the worst enemy the Jews have experienced since the 1930s. Giving out intelligence and undermining a country’s security information, goes beyond political pique or personal dislike. Obama and his minions have also undermined the security of our interests here at home and American lives abroad.

Obama as Chamberlain...

Obama as Chamberlain…

Consider also that Obama’s background and upbringing include a biological father who had to leave the United States because of his seditious behavior as a communist during the late 1950s. The rogue fraud “president” is no friend to the United States. Remember his wife’s statement about being ashamed of this country, despite reaping the benefits that affirmative action and other supportive programs provided her. And more recently, Obama has completely ignored Louis Farrakhan’s urging black military personnel to desert their posts and engage in a racial revolution. So, what don’t his liberal supporters understand? How much “Obamanure” must they ingest before they realize enough is enough?

And, without violating my constraints, I cannot begin to enumerate what Israel has done to support our nation and interests for more than 60 years, both in the Middle East and here in the United States.

Mark Levin from his Thursday show…

Barrack Obama “the greatest threat the Jews face, not in this country but in Israel, since the 1930s.”

“I’ve got something on the tip of my tongue that I believe to be absolutely accurate,” said Mark Levin, “and I’m really weighing whether to say it or not.”

“I’m gonna say it,” Levin said. “Barack Obama, as a result of this (Obama administration declassifying documents revealing Israel’s nuclear program), including arming up the Islamonazis in Tehran, is the greatest threat the Jews face, not in this country but in Israel, since the 1930s. Do you agree with me Mr. Producer?”

“He’s the greatest threat they face since the 1930s,” Levin continued, “and I say that because he is doing more now to degrade Israel’s military and defense posture, its intelligence information – he’s doing more now to arm Israel’s enemy – than anybody.”

“The Germans are resisting what he’s doing; the French are resisting what he’s doing; the Israelis are resisting what he’s doing; the Arab countries are resisting what he’s doing,” stated Levin.

“He is the greatest threat that that nation faces,” declared Levin. “And by the way, he’s a great threat to our nation too as far as I’m concerned, but umm, that for another day and every day.”

“Let me continue,” implored Levin. “Oh this will be the headline, what I just said. I don’t care.  I don’t say it for it to be a headline. I say it to communicate with you, my beloved audience, the truth, certainly as I see it. But I think it’s true. Because a nuked-up Iran, in my view, will attack Israel. And in fact, if they can get ‘em on their ICBM’s, they’re going to attack our West Coast. And the reason the French and the Germans are concerned – yes, because of Israel, but also for themselves – is because they happen to be a little closer to that neighborhood than we do.”

And on a related topic, if Barack Obama doesn’t love America, then why is he beating the crap out of her? That’s the question our host and voracious reader, Andrew Klavan, explores in this review of the steamy new book:

50 SHADES OF BARACK OBAMA

TRANSCRIPT:

I’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.

Does Barack Obama love America?

[snorts]

Oh wait, sorry, that’s supposed to be a serious question. You see, after years of bad government and high-level corruption, people are beginning to wonder whether this president actually has affection for our country.

In an effort to get at the Revolting Truth, we have exclusively uncovered a document that tells the complete story of Obama’s relationship with the U.S.  It’s called “50 Shades of Barack Obama.”  Here’s a summary of the contents:

When she first met 50 Shades of Barack Obama, America was just a shy, homely greatest country on earth who had done nothing with her life but free most of the globe from tyranny while becoming the most powerful engine of wealth and innovation the world had ever known.  So of course she was drawn instantly to the charismatic Obama, a handsome and politically brilliant mystery man who had parlayed identity politics into a successful career of doing absolutely nothing.

“I love you, America,” said 50 Shades of Barack Obama, “and so I’m going to fundamentally transform you into something else.”

“Oh jeezy-peezy,” said America, biting her lip seductively.  “But if you love me, why would you want to fundamentally transform me?”

50 Shades of Barack Obama gazed wistfully into the middle distance. “I had a very sad childhood raised by Communists and America haters,” he said.  “Now just sign this contract where I get to be president and dominate you completely, and then I’ll show you my Red Room.”

“Golly Moses!” sighed America, “why is it called the Red Room?”

“Because the things I do to you in there are going to leave some Marx,” said Obama, who had a lame sense of humor.

In the Red Room, 50 Shades of Barack Obama brought out some terrifying equipment America had never seen before.  “First,” he said, “I’m going to increase the national debt by 8-trillion dollars.”

“Holy smokes, that really hurts,” America cried out. “But wait, in 2008, you said it was unpatriotic of George W. Bush to raise the debt only 4-trillion.  That means your own words prove you don’t really love me.”

“If I didn’t love you,” said Barack Obama, panting heavily. “Would I be beating the crap out of you like this?”

“Oh, jinkies, good point,” said America and signed the same contract for another four years.

“Next,” said 50 Shades of Barack Obama, “I’m going to surrender George W. Bush’s victory in Iraq and let savage terrorists take over territory we used to control while allowing Iran, the world’s worst state sponsor of terrorism, to acquire nuclear capabilities.”

“Goshagorry, my quivering flesh is in agony,” said America. “But if you love me, 50 Shades of Barack, why would you empower the Islamist maniacs who’ve sworn to destroy me?”

“Because it turns me on to see you completely submissive,” said 50 Shades of Barack Obama.  “And that’s why I’m going to engineer unAmerican government takeovers of health care and the internet while corrupting the IRS and the Justice Department for my own leftist political purposes.”

“That’s enough!” America cried out.  “I don’t think a real patriot would dominate and hurt the country he loves. The next time I fall for a president it’s not going to be a man who controls and hurts me.  In fact, it may not be a man at all.  I may run off with that woman Hillary standing over there…  in the black leather body suit…  holding that whip.  Oh jeeze!”

I’m Andrew Klavan with the Revolting Truth.

Source .. CNS News; Truth Revolt; personal archives…

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