One assumes this is a mere satire. I mean it just has to be satire. I mean it can’t be just bad craziness. Right? Right.
Viral Video Claims To Have Evidence Michelle Is A Man
(5:10) “Now that we have established, that Michelle has the hands of a man, let’s look at Michelle’s shoulders. The shoulders are surrounded by bulging muscles – that appear to be very masculine. Notice how the carefully tailored clothing, hides the neck muscles. Let’s find out why…. (5:39) In this photo, the hair and the clothing both serve to camouflage the neck muscles. Michelle’s face may appear quite “feminine” – to the undiscerning eye; but after taking a closer look, isn’t it amazing, what the very best make-up artists and hair stylists, can do to any person, who has enough money? ” Transcript from The Vatic Project
In general this satire needs to be about a third of its current length, and the woman narrating this effort in a stilted and monotoned fashion could have been improved upon with more careful casting and increased rehearsal. At the same time this video goes a long way towards explaining why progressives suddenly want everyone in the world to take the endless whining complaints of random transexuals to heart, even though, for transexuals, a dick is a terrible thing to waste. Still, if this satire proves to be true, the possibility for a Clinton/Obama ticket in 2016 is certainly not out of reach, and, if successful we may yet see the first gay wedding in the White House:
“Do you Hillary take Michelle to be your lawfully wedded husband and vice-president? If so answer ‘I DO.’ “