Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad

Go Ahead, Make …

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” ~ George Orwell, Animal Farm

Rumors persist that Obama’s Porkers are jumping ship in droves. Just recently for instance this Obama HHS/FEMA truck was spotted on its way to Re-Education Camp Gulag in northern Illinois when one big Mama decided that enough was enough (and lucky her, four legs good, two legs bad)

Taking matters into her own hands, she battled her way through and over all the other doomed slaves and, climbing to the very pinnacle of the government paddy-wagon, she hurled herself off into space yelling “Free at last; Free at last; thank GOD ALMIGHTY I am FREE at last!” (four legs good, two legs bad)

Numerous witnesses attested to the Mama Porker climbing over the backs of her fellow victims before leaping out of the HHS/FEMA truck.

Miraculously she escaped unhurt and has now been adopted by Freedom Fighters of America who responded to the incident in the Chicago Gangland Region.

“She saw one chance of freedom by clambering on the backs of the other Obama pigs and she took it. She deserves her chance of life and she has got it. She will never be eaten here, either by the dog-eating Obama, or any other animal-haters.”

FREEDOM LIVES!!