En Garde In The Bunker

As a lead-in to this wonderful exposition of insanity put down, let me scattershoot through the comments thread following this exposition on Gerard Vanderleun’s own response page:

1. Let’s not confuse ‘leading from behind’ with ‘leading with one’s behind.’
2. Or being a horse’s behind.
3. Obama isn’t leading from behind. He’s bending over and presenting his behind.
4. He’s not leading from behind, he’s playing for the other team. From his standpoint, he’s behind enemy lines! Also, I’m definitely a Southerner, although I’d prefer a rifle or shotgun. And a baseball bat, in case I somehow managed to only take out his legs. And some ham to stifle his whimpering. And a full bladder.
5. If you knew a certain person was likely to rape and murder your daughter/wife, would you invite this person into your home for dinner? Read the Koran (Qur’an) and get back to me. All one needs to know about these shit piles is in that volume.
6. I’ve never posted here, despite reading your blog for years, but this post deserves a giant “thank you” — I needed that laugh! Although I’m from the west coast, I think I may be an honorary Southerner.
7. “If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting”. ~ Air Force General Curtis LeMay

Hard to believe to this old mind, that Lt. Col. Ralph Peters got a two-week suspension from “FOOX” News “fair and balanced” for using a CAT description to criticize the worst president in United States’ history … As the late, great, Margaret Thatcher often expressed it, “We Report, you decide” has gone “all wobbly and squishy” on us, as if we didn’t recognize their soft underbelly often reveals their more progressive side to certain people and events. Lou Dobbs and Stuart Varney even got under O’Bluffer’s skin last night for (GASP!) supporting Trump’s position on Islam. They’d better watch out before THEY get sent to the Dunce’s corner. What IS happening to straight shooters anymore?

Political Correctness BS run amok just when you thought We The People had a straight shooter at last. Mercy…

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus….

Republican’s Answer: BANG!

Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”
Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!”

H/T: Gerard Vanderleun and his AMERICAN DIGEST and  Never Yet Melted