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You know folks, this whole ‘gropey-bite-me’ Joe Biden fantasy candidacy has really gone completely off the rails and out of the bounds of probity; if not completely out of even a degree of dignity. Seriously. Even yours truly can toss gibes his way.

As one of the thread commenters described him: ‘JoeBidet may be a pasta-eating, girl-groping gavone ward-heeler, but 40 years in DC means he’s shrewd and cunning. And like Dianne Feinstein, he’s most likely bought and paid for by the Chi-Coms. Like he and his son are the Ukies’.

Perfect. Reminds some of us he’s the male version of Hillary Rob’em. After all, the man has dementia, he slurs his words, can’t cobble two sentences together, and just can’t drop his moniker of ‘Gropin’ Joe. How can anyone vote for someone named Gropin’ Joe who has dementia and slurs his words with no explanation? .

But I digress. Just how low are the DemoMarxist globalists willing to set the bar here?

Joe and Hunter Biden, quacky Peking ducks…

Lets see: Joe Biden, his son, together with John Kerry and his stepson, entered into a $1.5 billion dollar deal with one of China’s banks dealing directly with China’s defense industry. Check. Joe Biden took it upon himself to threaten the Ukrainian president withholding $1 billion dollars in aid if he refused to fire the prosecutor who investigated the corruption of Hunter Biden and the payments he received. Check. The Ukrainian president relented and fired the prosecutor and ergo the investigation of Hunter Biden was dropped. Check.

Since it has now been reported from hound-dog John Solomon of The Hill that the investigation of Hunter Biden has been re-opened, it wouldn’t be too far off-base to posit that Gropey-Joe Biden entered the race in hopes of escaping justice due to his involvement of treason against a duly-elected and current sitting president Trump – aka SpyGate. Check.

Ahem(!) – wouldn’t that kind of behavior be described as collusion and/or obstruction of justice? Exculpatory evidence?Check.

Jed Babbin on the case in The American Spectator: ‘Good Old Joe is a Peking Duck’…

Former vice president Joe Biden’s declaration for the Democratic presidential nomination seems to have back-footed his twenty-some opponents. It’s so bad that Bernie Sanders has endorsed President Trump’s negotiations with Kim Jong-Un.

How long that will last is problematic. Joe — at seventy-six years of age — is not too old to be president and is supposed to be more electable than most of the others. But let’s not forget that Ol’ Joe is a gaffe-o-matic machine. He’s tossed out so many verbal boners over the years (who can forget his telling a wheelchair-bound man to stand up?) that he’s bound to fumble and stumble repeatedly. His opponents — and the media — aren’t going to let him get away with that stuff anymore.

The problem with Ol’ Joe is that he’s the personification of what Ronald Reagan said about liberals: “It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.”

Having spent thirty-six years in the Senate, he was brought on Obama’s presidential ticket as a foreign policy expert. Joe, having chaired the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee, was going to lend his policy expertise to Obama, who hadn’t any at all.

Biden’s supposed expertise was on display at a campaign stop last week when he proclaimed that China wasn’t bad and that they’re no competition for us.

Biden said, “China is going to eat our lunch? Come on, man.” He said that China had its hands full with domestic and regional problems from the “China Sea” (he apparently meant the South China Sea) to “… the mountains in the West.” It’s not at all clear whether he meant the mountainous region in western China where the Uighur Muslims live, or the Urals or the Alps.

Biden continued, saying, “They can’t figure out how they’re going to deal with the corruption that exists within the system. I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They’re not competition for us.”

Biden is wrong, profoundly so, on both economic and strategic grounds.

Read to completion in link down below…

Gropey Joe casting beams and motes…

Given the reports of JoeBiteMe as VP skinny-dipping in his pool in front of his female Secret Service agents, Peking Ducking would be the last act in which any would be likely to engage (though I imagine that ducky image caused many to duck behind cover to avoid prolonged Duck-gazing – if you get my meaning). Check.

I wager most of us are also tired of this ‘Joe from Scranton’ routine. As if the guy came over in steerage or was sent out to dig coal when he was 8 years old. Which is one of his lines from Neil Kinnock’s British Labour Party speech that Joe the quacky Peking Duck stole back in 1988 and proclaimed as his own. Elementary dear Watson. Check.

Bottom line of the bottom line is that ‘Blue collar Joe’ is transparently phony. Very few politicians consider themselves more entitled than Biden. Which is unfortunately, par for the course. Check.

Now on to a REAL leader – time for today’s MAGA Pill – Warrior-president Donald J. Trump – MAGA!

Eat your heart out Joe, you quacky Peking Duck. You’re still a phony. Check.

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Jed Babbin, American Spectator: Good Old Joe is a Peking Duck