Fake News begets Real News Anon..

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I needed some humor, even though it’s a real news story considered fake from the erudite Daniel Greenfield in today’s FrontPageMagazine. It took my mind off all of the leftist commies antics for a moment, which I so appreciate. Take it from me, Daniel’s article coming up, relative to the progtard-induced backwards state of affairs we’re currently engulfed in, shines a burning, disinfecting ray of light on the DemoMarxists and their distribution of corrupt and narrative-driven “real news”, aka the propaganda machine. One of the best, sarcastically-delicious pieces I’ve ever come across, even by “fake news” standards.

Remember all the fake polls that predicted The Donald had no path to 270 electoral college votes. Democrats and their lamestream media fake pundits didn’t have a problem then with the electoral college. Now their fake polling has blown up in their faces, and they have been shown to be flat out liars, shamelessly refusing to own up to their chicanery, while still unrepentantly doubling down on disinformation in an effort to discredit the Trumpit’s victory.

This is by far the best summary yet of the parallel reality that is the “all fake news” debate. What exactly is fake news? Well, let’s begin with “any news that doesn’t conform with anyone’s preferred narrative is obviously fake”. It represents the exact opposite of Daniel Patrick Moynihan’s famous formulation that you can have your own opinion, but you can’t have your own facts.

People may wonder why the left has suddenly attacked the internet, and make no mistake about it, it is the internet they are attacking. The once blessed internet (that Al Gore “invented”) that the left was ranting and raving about when it propelled Obama to victory is the conduit for “fake news” and must be controlled. The internet is too democratic, or at least it always has been, until Obama just turned it over to the UN. It must be stopped or the left’s control of the MSM is a pyrrhic victory. They may have gained control of the media, but their orchestrated lying media backfired badly. If only there weren’t any alternative sources for news…

The “fake news” assault is nothing new. It is the left seeking yet another monopoly. Fake news exposed the official fake news as lies. That can’t continue because it resulted in a power loss, so fake news, (ie. the reporting of truth from concerned citizens) must be eradicated. And so must the Drudge Report for providing a preponderance of inconvenient facts that can derail even the most devious narrative.

In short, the left has to shut down any news competition to protect its one true power: deception. They want their lies to work, but lies won’t work when truth is available a few clicks away. For now the left will try to smear “fake news” in an attempt to discredit it, but that won’t work either, so they will then have to rely on state censorship of the internet. They need to find a way to get Trump out of the White House immediately, if not sooner.

Greenfield absolutely left no stone un-turned and his sense of satiric comedic timing is impeccable. Thanks for the laughs (and the realities!) Daniel Greenfield.

On Tuesday, November 8, millions of gender studies professors, cultural appropriation protesters and environmental ethicists were tucked into their beds in their footy pajamas confident in the reports by the RealNews™ that Hillary Clinton would be the next progressive President of the United States.

Meanwhile the “Fake News” insisted laughably that Donald J. Trump would win.

Next morning they found out that the real news had been fake and the fake news had been real. To prevent that from ever happening again, RealNews™ launched a crusade against “Fake News.” Only once “Fake News,” a category that covers everything from FOX News to random people on Reddit, has been entirely censored, can the reality-based community feel safe in its imaginary RealNews™ world.

RealNews™ has since revealed that Trump didn’t really win because he lost the popular vote, only won because of Russian hackers and the Electoral College. And the Electoral College should be abolished unless it agrees to make Hillary Clinton president in which case, four legs good, two legs better. Almost 5 million progressives took time out from angrily downloading browser plugins that replace every mention of Trump with Bernie Sanders to sign a petition demanding that Hillary Clinton be made president.

Like their browser plugins, it didn’t work.

The old Soviet joke was that there was no truth in Pravda. But RealNews™ has no sense of humor.

Continues in FrontPageMagazine…

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